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Product Listing For Artist 'SPACEBALLS'
NUMBER,PRICE,"FORMAT","CATEGORY1","CATEGORY2","CATEGORY3","ARTIST","TITLE",WIDTH,HEIGHT,"DESCRIPTION","IMAGE"
1-KEC-10264,$2.99,"1.5"" x 1.5"" Key Ring (Keychain, Keyring)","181",,,"SPACEBALLS","The Keychain",1.5,1.5,"<div>
<h2>SPACEBALLS: THE KEYCHAIN</h2>
<p>Finally! The officially unofficial keychain from the most merchandising-obsessed movie in the galaxy. It's <strong>SPACEBALLS: THE KEYCHAIN</strong> - because you demanded it. Literally no one asked, but we did it anyway.</p>
<p>Features a 1.5"" round design (excluding the ring and chain, but we know you were going to measure it) with bold SPACEBALLS branding that proudly proclaims: <em>""Hey, I have taste, and it's mostly pizza and Mel Brooks.""</em></p>
<p>The ring is 1-1/16"" round - the perfect size for keys, fobs, or the Schwartz.</p>
<p>The chain is 1-5/8"" long - not too long, not too short, just right for swinging dramatically while shouting ""Ludicrous Speed!""</p>
<p><strong>Warning:</strong> This keychain may not actually open space doors, summon Yogurt, or reverse the polarity of the neutron flow. But it <em>will</em> get a laugh or two and probably a ""Nice!"" from fellow nerds.</p>
<p>Own a piece of the joke. Merchandising!</p><p>UPC: 190153055955</p>
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